• “The more, the merrier.”
  • “Be my guest.”
  • “No offense, but …”
  • “It’s not a threat; it’s a promise.”
  • “No pun intended.”
  • “Nothing to see here, folks.”
  • “This hurts me more than it hurts you.”
  • “People always ask me …”
  • “I’m not a racist, but …”
  • “Not to brag, but …”
  • “Well, I’m sorry that you …”
  • “… literally …”